When A Girl Part 2
If I hadn't already posted the debunk of the longer
version of the "When a Girl or Guy Calls You" chain letter complete with
background music,
http://netizen.posterous.com/mangled-messages-from-muddled
http://netizen.posterous.com/mangled-messages-from-muddled
I would remake the project and include this
bit.
So, here is part two of "When a Girl."
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you
are playing games
-or
When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you
are lying.
-More likely she's just seen you do something
outragious.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants
to be pampered.
-Er, no! If that's the case, guys, get out, quick!
Seriously, I'm not that self-centered. If I want to see someone every day, it
means I genuinely like them and do not wish to be pampered.
When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means
it.
-While that would be true in my case, it sadly
isn't true with at least some girls that just manipulate people's emotions to
get what they want.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it
with the right person...
-You don't have to spend it with anyone if you
don't want to.
Find a guy... who calls you beautiful instead of
hot.
-No, because as I've said before, 'beautiful' is
just a more PC way of saying 'hot if the guy just wants to get with you, unless
you are already in a secure relationship with a guy who loves you.
who calls you back when you hang up on
him.
-No thanks. What if that guy is a
stalker?
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait
for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
-Unless you're not looking for a
relationship.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are
in your sweats.
-In other words, a guy who likes you the way you
are, fine, if you want a relationship.
Who holds your hand in front of his
friends.
-That's up to personal preference, maybe you might
or might not be the type to hold hands as well.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
-Constantly? Er, no, that would be a bit much. I'd
worry about his possible insecurity, and don't trust or need people stroking my
ego.
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
'
-As if that wasn't already obvious? What am I, a
"him"?
