The Netizen

what each kiss means

-Oh yay, another mutation of the kiss section of the Anne Wichert love luck world record chain letter. Well, here goes a debunk.

- Kiss on the Belly: I'm ready.

-For what, dinner? Or maybe you're just ready to let your brain turn to mush enough so you'll pass on this chain letter.

- Kiss on the Forehead: I missed you...

-Not necessarily, and not for everyone. There are all kinds of ways to convey "I miss you" from just saying it out loud to hugging.

- Kiss on the Cheek: Long time no see...

-So whatever happened to the kiss on the cheek meaning "I just want to be friends" oh but wait, this is a mutation so things get changed in order to make the chain letter look original.

- Kiss on the Hand: You're mine!

-The other version has it as meaning "I adore you" just to show that this kissing chain has been around a long time, just worded differently, and it's no more gvalid in the new fangled wording.

- Kiss on the Neck: I want to be with you...

-Or as the older version put it, "I want you."

- Kiss on the Shoulder: You mean so much...

-You can say that by simply saying it, and by hugging and by your actions too, where you kiss someone really has no specific, special meaning. Kiss on the shoulder? Seriously?

- Kiss on the Lips: I love you.

-That's the same in the other version of this chain.

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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: You're mine.

-I thought you said that was kissing the hand. Oh well.

- Touching on the Butt: This is mine!

-Seriously? Well, hopefully you're touching your own butt, which would still be rather sad, and not trying to claim anyone else's as yours. You'd look very silly if you could actually do that and start wearing someone else's butt, plus, you'd have to go to the bathroom a lot more often, what fun. By the way, don't try that with me unless you want yours kicked.

- Holding you tight pressed against each other: Don't let go...

-In public that's called a public display of affection.

- Looking into each other's Eyes: I trust you!

That's a bit of an improvement on the other chain letter interpretation which said it meant "Kiss me."

- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.

-In that case, the wind must always be telling people "Let's fool around!" In otherwords, this is ridiculous.

- Arms around the Waist: Be close to me.

-The other version says that a hand on the waist means "I love you too much to let you go." Either way, it's bosh. It's just a means of showing affection, not meaning specific phrases.

- Laughing while Kissing: You are perfect with me!

-No, it means simply that the two love-bugs are having a great time and enjoying each other's company. Nothing more, nothing less.

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ADVICE:

-More like statements of stupidity.

- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

-Wrong! I'm definitely not in love with whoever started this idiotic chain, or the fools who pass it on. My thoughts about them are more along the line of telling them to get a clue.

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REQUIREMENTS:- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

-Honestly, who in the world believes this crap? It's sad how many people either forward it to their friends, you know, sending bad luck chains to your friends is a very rude and stupid thing to do. Other people junk up their web pages, forums and blogs with this garbage. If you thought you were making your blog more interesting, or adding something great to a forum, you couldn't be more wrong. All you did was spam it up and make yourself look like an idiot.

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IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.

-Not my problem.

- then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

-How can people know enough to operate a computer, experience such a serious brain-beltch and believe in and pass on this kruft? I don't get it. The fact is, no stupid chain letter can make someone you miss or love, surprise you.

- Re-post this as "what each kiss means."(: 

-No, don't repost it. Be smart and rip it apart whenever you come across it instead.