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Sixty-Five Is Not a Few!

Sixty - Five Is Not A Few! by The Netizen  
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Just a few questions I had
 
-No, you didn't have these questions, you were "tagged" in a chain note and absolutely couldn't resist the temptation to answer them due to your addiction to chain notes.
 
65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked...
 
-Since when is 65 "a few"? And yes, I've been asked and seen these questions asked repeatedly in chain letter surveys like this one.
 
you know the rules. tag people
in this note (including the person who tagged you!) to learn more about people.
Also, try to tag people who you've tagged in other notes, sometimes you learn
things in new notes that you didn't know before about them.
 
-Sure, and make a huge obnoxious pest of yourself by abusing the tag feature and spreading the survey chain far and wide. One looks like another, and Facebook Notes is already being terribly misused in this way.
 
-To show how unoriginal and same old boring crap this thing really is, here are questions I've seen in many of these. Why people never tire of answering the same things just because it's presented only slightly differently every time is beyond me.
 
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
9. What are you craving right now?
12. Are you emotional?
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
15. Do you like your hair?
16. Do you like yourself?
18. What are you listening to right now?
35. Ever been in love?
38. Last time you cried?
40. Favorite time of the year?
41. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Favorite color?
52. Do you like your life right now?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
58. The last person you held hands with?
59. What are you wearing?
60.What is your favorite animal?
63. Do you have a job?
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
 
-All of these turn up again and again in these chain notes.
 
Then, there are always a few utterly ridiculous, stupid questions to add to the pointless boring ones, such as:
 
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
 
-Uh, no. I do have a life.
 
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
 
-Why? What's the point? He doesn't even know I exist.
 
-So there you have it. Junking up Facebook notes or other blogs with this stuff really misuses the services, and makes your posts extremely boring and annoying to read. Who wants to read a bunch of stupid meaningless questions about you that will be forgotten until you post the next tear-jerking boring chain note?

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