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Six Hundred Angels? No Thanks!

  
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From: a forward addict who should have learned better by now.
To: a long list of people!
Subject: FW: cool
 
-No, not cool!
 
!talk soon!Sined the forwarder's name
 
-No, that doesn't make it any less a chain letter, and if that's the best you can do for a personal note, barely a sentense attached to a stupid forward, you are really sad!
 
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From: somebody I never heard of but was obviously a sucker for the chain and sent it to their own list of spam recipients including the sad sack who forwarded it to me.
To: their long list of people to send this junk to.
Subject: FW: cool
 
-Still not cool!
 
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From:
Another idiot up the chain.
To: another list of people.
Subject: FW: cool
 
-Not cool. Not cool, are you getting this?
 
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From: Another sucker up the chain.
Subject: FW: cool
 
-Listen carefully. This, is, not, cool!
 
God has seen you struggling,
 
-Struggling to keep from throwing my computer every time somebody falls for this crud!
 
Look, God doesn't do chain letters, God doesn't work through chain letters!
 
God says it's over.
 
-God has nothing to do with this chain letter, and wouldn't it be nice if it was really over? All the gullibility that is! If it was really over, no one would believe and pass on these dumb chain letters just because some cheesy sayings that mention God are in them! You know the headlight gang thing is a hoax, or you should. And you are not going to save a dying kid named Amy Bruce or Jessica Mydek or whatever the heck she or he calls themself, by passing on a forward! The kid never did and never will exist, and no internet service provider will track your forwards and give 2 cents to some charity for every stupid chain letter you spam into your friends' email or Facebook etc. No religious friendship forward will make you a better Christian or show anyone else you are a better Christian or bless you and your friends if you pass it along. It's just a big lie, and probably made up by some stupid anti-Christian twit who wanted to fool the whole internet and make everybody pass along some worthless badly written, or stolen and ripped off something they put into the chain letter to get a huge laugh at the expense of all the religious but easily manipulated people!
 
A blessing is coming your way.
 
-I have news for you, this chain letter is definitely NOT it!
 
I AM GIVING YOU 600 MILLION ANGELS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU,
 
Gosh, what does that say about your opinion of me? I'm such a total epic failure that you think I require a whole army of angels just to take care of me? Gee, thanks, pal!
 
-By the way, you're not God, so you can't really send angels and command them to take care of anybody.
 
SEND THEM TO 10 FRIENDS, INCLUDING ME
 
-No, look, you don't need 600 MILLION copies of this stupid chain letter, and I'm not going to annoy the heck out of ten of my friends with this garbage! If everybody did what this stupid thing says, it would take over and crash the whole internet!
 
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD NEWS IN 10 MINUTES.
 
-As if some stupid chain letter can actually blip something good within ten minutes of getting forwarded, please, get some sense!
 
PLEASE DON'T IGNORE
 
-Please stop falling for this crap!
 
YOU ARE BEING TESTED.
 
-That's for sure, and not in a good way! You have tested my patience among other things! Friends don't test friends.
 
-Friends don't send friends chain letters!
 
-By the way, angels don't live in chain letters, and they don't pass on chain letters either.
 
Be an angel. Stop sending chain letter forwards to anyone!

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