Nine Words Women Use
Nine Words Women Use by The Netizen
9 words women use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
-Oh, right, because men only have two modes,
arguing, or being wrong, and women have only two modes, thinking deeply or
fighting. What rubbish.
-Actually I rarely argue with people, and mostly
use the word "fine" when asked if something is okay.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
-Wrong again. I've said it before, but obviously it
bears repeating. I don't take a long time to get dressed, fix my hair etc. It
really does only take me five minutes if that. I'm not in the habit of timing
myself or anyone else. Oh, and I watch hockey games.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine
-Wrong again. When I say "nothing," it usually
means just that, nothing, or else I just don't feel like talking about
something. It doesn't indicate any storm is brewing or that I'll hit some guy
with a "fine".
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
-Wrong, wrong, wrong. I never say "Go ahead" when I
don't want someone to do something. I do not believe in daring anyone, and am
not the sort to look for a fight and start it by a dare.
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
-Actually, I sigh at anyone who annoys me, men and
women alike, and it doesn't mean "nothing" I sigh at myself for making stupid
mistakes, my computer when it freezes, the dying batteries in my Ipod, you get
the idea. And men also sigh over the same sort of things as well.
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
-Totally wrong. When I say "That's okay" I mean
"That's okay. There's nothing dangerous about it, and unlike women in these
silly chain letters, I don't go around playing judge, jury, and executioner on
men just because they are men.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
-I could say the very same thing about some men,
there are simply some people regardless of gender, who just don't express
gratitude very often.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
-No, if people want to use that kind of language,
they do regardless of gender. "Whatever" is used by both men and women alike.
And it's "a woman's way" not "a women's way."
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
-Wrong yet again. I've said "Don't worry, I got it"
without being in any arguement, and meant exactly what I said. You cannot
predict an interaction between people based on gender.
Iam giving this advice to men you know, to warn
them about arguments they can avoid if they hear any of those words and to all
the women to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!
-It's not advice, it's a crock of bullcrap, and
anything but true from my perspective.
PLEASE CONFIRM THE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE
OR FALSE? – AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK.
-I've just confirmed they are false, or at least
not true for everyone, certainly not true 100 percent for any woman or any man.
You could switch the genders around in these descriptions and have them be just
as accurate or inaccurate depending on you or the people you
know.
