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Nine Words Women Use

Nine Words Women Use by The Netizen  
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9 words women use
 
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
-Oh, right, because men only have two modes, arguing, or being wrong, and women have only two modes, thinking deeply or fighting. What rubbish.
 
-Actually I rarely argue with people, and mostly use the word "fine" when asked if something is okay.
 
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
-Wrong again. I've said it before, but obviously it bears repeating. I don't take a long time to get dressed, fix my hair etc. It really does only take me five minutes if that. I'm not in the habit of timing myself or anyone else. Oh, and I watch hockey games.
 
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine
 
-Wrong again. When I say "nothing," it usually means just that, nothing, or else I just don't feel like talking about something. It doesn't indicate any storm is brewing or that I'll hit some guy with a "fine".
 
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
-Wrong, wrong, wrong. I never say "Go ahead" when I don't want someone to do something. I do not believe in daring anyone, and am not the sort to look for a fight and start it by a dare.
 
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
-Actually, I sigh at anyone who annoys me, men and women alike, and it doesn't mean "nothing" I sigh at myself for making stupid mistakes, my computer when it freezes, the dying batteries in my Ipod, you get the idea. And men also sigh over the same sort of things as well.
 
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
-Totally wrong. When I say "That's okay" I mean "That's okay. There's nothing dangerous about it, and unlike women in these silly chain letters, I don't go around playing judge, jury, and executioner on men just because they are men.
 
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
-I could say the very same thing about some men, there are simply some people regardless of gender, who just don't express gratitude very often.
 
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
-No, if people want to use that kind of language, they do regardless of gender. "Whatever" is used by both men and women alike. And it's "a woman's way" not "a women's way."
 
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
 
-Wrong yet again. I've said "Don't worry, I got it" without being in any arguement, and meant exactly what I said. You cannot predict an interaction between people based on gender.
 
Iam giving this advice to men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they hear any of those words and to all the women to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!
 
-It's not advice, it's a crock of bullcrap, and anything but true from my perspective.
 
PLEASE CONFIRM THE INTERPRETATIONS -ARE THEY TRUE OR FALSE? – AT LEAST TO HELP THE MEN FOLK.
 
-I've just confirmed they are false, or at least not true for everyone, certainly not true 100 percent for any woman or any man. You could switch the genders around in these descriptions and have them be just as accurate or inaccurate depending on you or the people you know.

Comments (2)

Jun 15, 2009
Akktri said...
There is a kernel of truth to it, despite your stated exceptions. My experience in the call center has shown me conclusively that having a girlfriend is the path to misery. If they can subject me to that sort of verbal abuse over some damned shoes, and successfully wear a dress that small, then I should castrate myself and avoid the hell that is to come.
Jun 16, 2009
netizen said...
Well, those gals might be less miserable if they'd pick a dress and shoes that aren't two sizes too small. :P

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