Natural Highs Chain Letters
Natural Highs chain letters
These are lists of scenarios that you are supposed to read, feel really good about, so good that you will do the best thing in the world and make someone else feel good, by, yes you guessed it - passing the lists of natural highs to them!
They are among the least offensive virals, but they ARE STILL virals, the manipulation in this case is to get you thinking you are spreading the good feelings and natural highs. What you are actually spreading is more copies of these lists.
So let's have some fun and nix the natural high factor enough to put a wrench into the chain originators' game plan. Starting with a list posted on another site.
Next:
Short "Natural Highs" chain letter
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/48482.html
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/48482.html
Debunking:
Okay, this chain letter is very simple, this is a list of natural highs(does NOT mean drugs)For each one you add send it to one person and every one on the bottom of the list, but before you do put your e-mail address on the bottom!! Addd at least one!! Lets start::
-No, forget passing it on. Let's start the debunk now.
1)Playing Music - and getting it wrong.
2)Listening to Music - and not liking it.
3)Being with Freinds -(you mean 'friends' - who turn out to be enemies later.
4)Having a Crush -without it getting returned.
5)Good looking members of the opposite gender -who don't know you exist.
2)Listening to Music - and not liking it.
3)Being with Freinds -(you mean 'friends' - who turn out to be enemies later.
4)Having a Crush -without it getting returned.
5)Good looking members of the opposite gender -who don't know you exist.
50 Natural Highs
or 68 Natural Highs
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107499.html
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107500.html
In addition
70 Natural Highs - same one but with two additional "highs"
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107501.html
or 68 Natural Highs
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107499.html
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107500.html
In addition
70 Natural Highs - same one but with two additional "highs"
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/107501.html
Debunking:
Think about how each one feels then move onto the next one:
Think about how each one feels then move onto the next one:
1) Stepping into a hot bath after being out in the rain - only to slip in the tub
2) Listening to heavy rain in bed at night - only to doze off and be shot awake by a loud blast of thunder and then the hail comes and ruins your beautiful garden
3)Over-hearing someone say something nice about you - only in a dream
4) To love and be loved in return - only for whoever loves you to move away or die
5)Riding down an empty road with all the windows down/top down with the wind blowing in ur hair - only to run out of gas nowhere near a station
6) Turning on the radio just n time to hear your favourite song - end
7) Credit for acheivements - 'achievements' being given to someone else instead of you
8) Applause - for someone you dislike
9) The smell of freshly baked bread - and knowing you can't have any, whatever the reason
10) Singing along to your favourite song at the top of your voice - only to be overheard especially by someone you didn't want to hear you
11) Your first kiss (either with a new gf/bf or first ever) - only to have it be your last because the person dumps you or makes you dump them
12) Learning something new - that you wish you hadn't
13) Being able to do something you have never been able to do before - until the novelty wears off
14) Freshly cut grass - until the next door neighbors decide to burn rubbish
15) Sitting in complete silence with a best friend then walking away thiking it's the best conversation you've ever had - 'thinking' and not getting the opportunity to do it again
16) Laughing with friends - only to learn later they had been laughing at you
17) Hysterical laughing (laughing where you start for no reason then cant stop) - only to experience the same thing a couple of days later with crying instead
18) Being held by someone your truly love - What, that didn't make sense. Oh well, only to have your true love announce he/she's moving away or going away and can't see you for ages
19) Holding some1 your truly love - Same problem, makes no sense, same debunk as above
20) A really good conversation - that gets interupted
21) Christmas - ruined by some sad event or just over too soon
22) Staying up all night just to watch the sunrise - and being too trashed to be any good for work the next day
23) Sunset - followed by a stormy night
24) A smile from a stranger - only to find out he or she just wanted to sell you something
25) Making the first footprints in a feild of freshly fallen snow - In a what? Oh, a 'field' only to slip and fall on some underlying ice
26) Helping someone - who doesn't appreciate it
27) Making soemone feel special - 'someone' only to have them do just the opposite to you later
28) Feeling special - until someone or circumstances take that feeling away
29) Waking up thinking its a school/work day then realising it's the weekend and you can have a couple of hours more sleep - only to realize you have a bunch of other stuff that needs to get done that you neglected and still don't want to do
30) Waking up after daylight savings and realising you have an hour's more sleep - only to sleep through your alarm and be late anyway
31) Finding a song you really enjoy listening to - but it ends too soon
32) Bumping into old friends and realising something, good and bad, never change... - except for getting worse
33) realising your friends are there for you - until it's inconvenient for them or they only like you conditionally
34) Candy floss - smells great but has no substance, very little taste, and is gone too soon
35) Reminising over old times with friends, lovers or just alone - 'reminiscing' only to find people remembered things about you you wish they didn't
36) Finding money on the floor - that isn't yours
37) Doing a selfless act - only to have it unappreciated
38) Holidays - getting ruined by jerks, bad situations, or both
39) Family - quarrels
40) Staying up all night and watching old movies - only to regret it the next day or end up sleeping in longer than you wanted
41) Working really hard on something then getting a better mark than you expected - only to get a tougher assignment you nearly fail later
42) Finding an item of clothing you really like then finding out it's half price - and doesn't fit you anyway or it's gone the next time you come to the shop
43)Finding the solution to a reoccuring problem - only for another problem to take its place
44) A good nights sleep - followed by an unexpectedly crummy day
45) Dancing all night - and not being able to keep your eyes open the next day
46) A good walk - until you slip on something
47) Finding out you fit into that dress which you couldnt fit into 2 months before - but it's still too expensive
48) Eating chocolate when you really needed it - only the pleasure doesn't last long enough, it's gone too soon
49) Recieving a text message - that costs money and turns out to be a stupid chain letter that tells you to text it forward to everybody else or x number of people
50) Recieving a letter (which isn't a bill, junk mail, ect..) - but it turns out to contain some sad news concerning someone you care about
51) Having a crush on someone - but they don't return the feeling
52) Passing that test you thought you could never pass - only to have a tougher one later that you don't do so well on
53) Recieving a sincere compliment from someone who usually never compliments you - and being in the uncomfortable situation of not being able to sincerely compliment them back
54) Eating ice cream - and having it melt too quickly, all over your outfit
55) Someone playing with your hair - when you wish they would stop it
56) Accepting that somethings can't be changed - and changing the things you can
57) Winning an arm-wrestle against soem-one you usually lose against - 'someone' only to have them tell you they were just letting you win to make you feel better
58) Fixing something no-one else could fix - only to have it break shortly after once again
59) Making something all on your own with your two own hands - only to have it turn out nowhere near as good as you had wanted
60) Going to a concert - and not enjoying it all that much
61) Recieving an email - that turns out to be yet another stupid forward
64) Being genuinly happy - until something or someone gives you reason to be genuinely upset
65)Recieving a kiss from that special someone - only to find out later they were just playing you
66) Reading a good book then getting a good twist at the end - which comes too soon
67) Watching a romance movie then crying at the end - when you're not alone
68) Chanting along to "We will rock you" with a massive crowd - until the wrong team scores
69) Realising you were actually right all along - about something you wish you could've been wrong
70) Gaining a friend - who turns out to either be fake or thinks passing on forwards is the way to be a friend and keep in touch with you
Bad Feelings
Putting a different light on another fluffy, feel-good chain letter.
Subject: FW: Bad Feelings
Please make sure you -don't- forward this back to me -- you'll see why at the end! Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one......... IT DOES -not- MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. Please remember that thought -the next time you get a compulsion to send on some superficial fluffy friendship forward that's been everywhere and that you did not write yourself. Never honor the request of any chain letter to "send a copy back to me" that's the way any chain originator could try to collect addresses if everyone did that, and it would crash the net with deplorable amounts of copies of the same junk. Everybody would get nothing but zillions of the same junk forwards coming back to them and nothing else.
1. Falling in love - and then getting cheated on.
2. Crying so hard your face hurts.
3. An ice cold shower.
4. No end to lines at the supermarket
5. An especially unfriendly glare.
6. Getting junk mail from people who are supposed to be your friends!
7. Taking a drive on a pretty bad road that leads to a dead end.
8. Hearing your least favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed with a cold wind and rain coming in through an open window waking you up.
10. Wet towels.
11. Finding the sweater you want - is gone.
12. Chocolate milkshake - made with soy.
13. A long distance phone call - from a scammer.
14. A bubble bath - and the phone ringing out of reach.
15. Weeping.
16. A boring or heated conversation.
17. Frostbite.
18. Finding a hole in your coat pocket.
19. Getting annoyed at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls - that get you out of bed and they are wrong numbers or pranks.
21. Running through sprinklers - and getting a chill.
22. Crying for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're in need of a makeover.
24. Groaning at an inside joke.
25. Enemies.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something bad about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you overslept.
28. Getting kissed by someone you can't stand.
29. Making new enemies or avoiding old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy - that pees, poos or throws up on you, chews up a favorite something of yours, or gets sick and dies.
31. Having someone play with your hair - and messing it up when you wanted it looking just so.
32. Nightmares.
33. Hot plastic.
34. Road trips - with people that shouldn't travel together.
35. Falling off swings - and hurting yourself.
36. Unwrapping presents under the Christmas tree - but getting nothing you want.
37. Finding out someone must have borrowed your cds without asking or telling you.
38. Going to a really lousy concert...
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger - who looks away.
40. Losing a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies - that burn or just turn out hard as rocks.
42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies - that you don't like.
43. Spending time with people - you don't like.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter - from your enemies.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about - only to see them holding hands with somebody else later.
46. Running into an old friend - and realizing that some things (good or bad)
have gotten 10 times worse.
have gotten 10 times worse.
47. Getting scared and sick on carnival rides.
48. Opening a present (or chain letter email forward) from a friend who thinks you'll like it but you really hate it.
49. Watching the sun - go behind the clouds.
50. Getting into bed every night - and being glad the day's finally over.
51. Chain letter forwards!
52. All your friends ever send you are chain forwards.
53. Embarrassment at your friends being gullible enough to send you something that promises good fortune if you pass it along.
-Don't- PASS ON THESE NATURAL -lows- TO AT LEAST 7 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR AND SOMETHING good -and horrible- WILL -not- HAPPEN TO YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS. Be sure -not- to send it back to the person who sent it to you!
-Fake friendship forwards can make real friends disappear.
