Are You A Friend?
Fw: Are you a friend?
-Oh, brother!
-People, please stop allowing chain letters to make
you doubt who your friends are and what kind of friend you are by dictating your
online lives.
-This is a con job and everybody who has passed on
this chain letter has been had!
-The goal of this insulting thing is to get
everybody forwarding it on wildly. This particular chain just calls it
"tagging." It's not tag. . It's junk with the word "friend" plastered all over
it to look cuter and nicer than the viral waste it actually is.
TAG YOU'RE IT!!
-Like millions of other victims of this so-called
friendship chain letter spam. I repeat, it is not a game of tag! It's the same
thing as those good luck or love chain letters that tell you you'll be a
millionaire and mary the world's most awsome crush of your life by passing on a
billion copies, or threatens to make your life lousy if you refuse! The only
difference between those chain letters and this one is the emotional angle. In
this case, it's the "Friend! Tag! You're it!" schlock.
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS
ON MY LIST.
-Right, like the thousands of people this thing was
sent to, I feel so incredibly special and I really believe
that...Not!
This thing is obnoxious for another reason, it
shouts. Everything is in all upper case. It's very bad manners to pass on chain
letters. It's considered bad manners to write in all upper case as
well.
ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR
SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY A RE SWEET.
-Translation: Once somebody has spammed your inbox
with this chain letter, it tells you to spam 5 people with copies, helping it to
continue mass-producing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
-This is exactly what I mean when I say this chain
letter is insulting. What coward actually originated it and who gave them the
right to call me or any of my friends, or anyone else with enough common sense
not to fall for it and spam their contacts with this dreck a fake
friend?
-Here's a hint on real as opposed to fake
friends.
-Fake friends would rather pass on chain letters
than write something themselves.
-Real friends know not to spread deceptive coercive
viral junkmail to their friends.
Send this to at least 5 people including me if u
care.
-So, if I don't spam the person and five others
with this piece of junk, that must mean I am a fake friend who doesn't
care.
-Seriously, people, THINK! Do you really want to
attempt to blackmail your friends into clogging up the net and sending you back
tons of copies of this damn thing mascarading as a game of tag while calling you
a fake friend who doesn't care about their friends?
Friends don't send friends this kind of
crap!
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and
doors,
DON'T panic..you're just in my heart!!!
DON'T panic..you're just in my heart!!!
-That is so lame, even a ten-year-old boy could
write something more entertaining!
Send this to all the friend s you want to keep
forever...
-Wrong. If you want to keep your friends forever,
DO NOT send it to them!
If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!!
-Pile of rubbish! If anybody is ever unfortunate
enough to get 7 copies of this stupid thing back, that just means there were 7
people on their junkmail-forwarding list who are easily manipulated, easily
fooled, or both.
