A Girl Asked A Guy
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don’t want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away...I'd die...
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-If the girl wasn't so insecure that she needed to swell her ego by fishing for compliments, and the guy wasn't such a half-witted head-gaming jerk, you wouldn't have bored and annoyed me with this stupid little story.
Send this to everyone on your list.......isn't that sweet?
-Yeah, sickly saccharin sweet, and I will not send it to anyone on my list, whatever list that might be.
I like you because of who you are to me.
-And that would be nothing more than one of many people you think deserve to get this phony sappy junk I suppose.
You are a true friend, if I don't get this back I'll take a hint.
-You don't even know me, and you have no idea about what a true friend is. Here's a big hint for you. True friends don't try to coerce people to send stupid chain letters back to them with threats of ending the friendship if they don't get it back. A true friend wouldn't send chain letters in the first place.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
-Actually if I had a true love, he would know he loved me. Obviously you have no idea what a true love is either. Oh, and no chain letter will bore into the head of somebody and suddenly take over their mind to make them like you at midnight.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4: 00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere , yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
-No chain letter can make anything good happen to me anywhere. It has obviously done something very bad to you already, or you wouldn't have sent it to anyone or posted it on the web as if you actually believe in it.
get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
-There's nothing shocking about this chain letter, other than the sheer idiocy of it all and that anyone would actually believe in it.
If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years.
-No chain letter can curse or improve any of my relationships. If there is a curse at all, it falls on the people who believe in this junk and pass it along or post it on the web. It's called the curse of gullibility. If you don't want to be cursed with a reputation of being a few bricks short of a load, don't send the chain letter to anyone or post it on the web because you actually thought it was sweet.
If you send 15ppl this in 15 min you're safe
-Wrong. Sending it to 15 people wouldn't make me safe, it would make me a moron.
You are Everything To Somebody Right now at this very minute-----------
-If that's true, somebody needs to get over me a little.
someone is very proud of you
-They ought to be. I live my life the best way I know how, and I don't spread stupid chain letters.
someone is thinking of you
-Someone is thinking this chain letter could hardly get any more generic and mushy.
someone cares about you
-That's nice, but I still won't pass this forward on.
someone misses you
-If they do, they can send me a personal note or give me a phone call, they won't show me they miss me by sending me chain letters.
someone wants to talk to you
-If that's true, they can always call me or connect with me on audio chat.
someone wants to be with you
-If that's true, they can get in touch with me, and not use a chain letter to do it.
someone hopes you aren't in trouble
-Why would someone even get such an idea?
someone is thankful for the support you have provided
-So they're welcome to get in touch and let me know, not by passing on a forward.
someone wants to hold your hand
-Right...
someone hopes everything turns out all right
-Why wouldn't it? Because I refuse to spam my friends with this chain letter? Please.
someone wants you to be happy
-So make me happy and stop believing and spreading this nonsense.
someone wants you to find them
-Sorry, I don't know anyone who is lost.
someone is celebrating your successes
-Yeah, me.
someone wants to give you a gift
-They're welcome to, but make sure it isn't a chain letter.
someone think you ARE a gift
-'Thinks'.
someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
-Yeah, me.
someone wants to hug you
-They're welcome to, as long as they're family and friends.
someone loves you
-I know.
someone wants to lavish you with small gifts
-If they do, I'll return the favor, as long as the gifts don't include chain letters.
someone admires your strength
-Yeah, now if only other people had the strength not to believe in chain letters.
someone is thinking of you and smiling
-Maybe, but not because this chain letter says so.
someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on
-Then they're welcome to be, when I need it, and not because this chain letter says so.
someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
-If they do, I'm just an email or phone call away.
someone thinks the world of you
-Yeah right.
someone wants to protect you
-That has everything to do with friends and family instinct, and not because a chain letter says so.
someone would do anything for you
-Not likely.
someone wants to be forgiven
-Of course, but sending this chain letter is not going to do it.
someone is grateful for your forgiveness
-And not because a chain letter says so.
someone wants to laugh with you about old times
-And they're welcome to.
someone remembers you and wishes you were there
-Maybe, or not. Whoever wrote this chain letter really has no idea since they don't even know me.
someone needs to know that your love is unconditional
-Anybody who knows me knows that already. I'm not going to prove my love by passing on a chain letter.
somebody values your advice
-Oh?
someone wants to tell you how much they care
-If that's true, they're welcome to, and not by sending chain letters.
someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you
-Not likely.
someone wants to share their dreams with you
-If that was true, they'd let me know, and not via chain letter.
someone wants to hold you in their arms
-Oh?
someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms
-Oh?
someone treasures your spirit
-Yeah, me.
someone wishes they could STOP time because of you
Not likely! Please, cut the over-the-top fake flattery, it's really beyond pathetic.
someone can't wait to see you
-Says who?
someone wishes that things didn't have to change
-Yeah, me sometimes. There are things I wish would change, starting with every chain letter dying out.
someone loves you for who you are
-I know.
someone loves the way you make them feel
-I'm not aware how I make others feel unless they tell me, and no, this forward doesn't do it.
someone wants to be with you
-Didn't you say that already?
someone hears a song that reminds them of you
-That is possible at some point in time.
someone wants you to know they are there for you
-Didn't you cover that in the "Someone cares about you" statement somewhere above?
someone is glad that you're their friend
-Good, they can show that by writing me personal notes, arranging to get together with me, etc.
someone wants to be your friend
-Yeah, funny how that sometimes happens.
someone stayed up all night thinking about you
-I'm pretty sure no one has done that recently. At least, I sure hope not!
someone is alive because of you
-Yeah, me.
someone is wishing that you would notice them
-Right, well, all they'd have to do is get in touch.
someone wants to get to know you better
-And who would that be?
someone believes that you are their soul mate
-Usually when people get that stuck on you, it's probably a good idea to stand up and run. I don't believe in that soul mate stuff anyway.
someone wants to be near you
-If that's true, they can get in touch and arrange to get together.
someone misses your guidance and advice
-Har har har!
someone values your guidance and advice
-You know, you could have put "misses" and "values" in the same sentense. But again, har har har.
someone has faith in you
-Sure, but not because a chain letter says so.
someone trusts you
-Well, I haven't given anyone reason not to lately.
someone needs you to send them this letter
-And that's what this whole phony butter-up build up was really all about. You see, I understand how chain letters work. I'm not impressed by any emotional angle they use, including this huge load.
So, here's a few "Someone" sayings for you, the chain letter originator, and anyone who actually believes it.
-Someone thinks you're a manipulative twit.
-Someone thinks your nose has grown so long that it has wrapped itself around everyone who falls for this phony gunk.
-Someone thinks you're an idiot.
-Someone thinks you're annoying.
-Someone thinks you're inconsiderate.
-Someone wants to take away your computer because you spread and post chain letters like this.
-Someone is embarrassed and ashamed of you for passing on this chain and thinking it makes a friendship.
-Someone thinks if you valued and missed them and anything they say at all, you wouldn't originate and spread chain letters.
-Someone cares about you enough to discourage you from making a jerk of yourself by passing on chain letters.
-Someone is self-assured enough not to take any generic feel-good sayings in a sappy chain letter to heart or at face value.
-Someone will not believe and pass on this chain letter.
-Someone will rip it apart and expose it for the junk it is, since it seems necessary to do so.
someone needs your support
-You already said that.
someone needs you to have faith in them
-Someone needs to stop spreading chain letters, then the faith will come.
someone needs you to let them be your friend
-You already said that.
someone will cry when they read this
-Sadly, that's probably true enough, and the ones overcome with emotion so that they cry are easily manipulated into passing the junk along. There's another reason one might cry, from laughter, but honestly, this chain letter is just too pathetic and hokey to even be funny.
SEND THIS ON TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
-No, and stop with the caplock. I don't treat anyone this way, let alone someone special. I don't spam my special friends or anyone else.
send this to 0-1 people, your life will -not- be short and terrible
-since no chain letter on a computer screen, by postal mail or any other medium can actually do anything to your life either way.
1-5 people you will -not- meet someone special
5-10 people you will -not- meet your soul mate
10-15 people you will -not be happy
-because of the chain letter.
15-20 people you will -not marry and be happy
-because you forwarded a bullshart message.
20 or more you will -not marry that one special person in your life.
-Because no chain letter will blip a spouse into existence for you whether you forward it to a gazillion people or not. And what about the people who are already married? If the stupid chain letter actually worked as claimed, the unfortunate person who received it would have to decide which spouse was their one and only true soul mate! And then there are those who aren't even looking for a relationship, marriage or otherwise. What does this chain letter offer for them in its bogus claims? Two choices, forward it to tons of people and get a spouse you don't want, or refuse to forward and get cursed with a short terrible life, with the doofus who sent you the chain in the first place getting mad and sulky, disowning you as a friend because you didn't send them a copy back. For those who are easily moved by seemingly warm fuzzy "You are so special!" sayings, do not believe any that come in chain letters. They have been sent not only to you, but to everybody on the contact list of the idiot who sent you a copy,
-and that is not the only branch of the chain letter. This is why you will see it cropping up in various forms, all over the net. That's right, it is a viral ego-swelling infomercial, a canned message. And what it's selling is the idea that you must pass it along to as many people as possible, that is it. It's just using the angle "You are so special and so cared about!" stuff to reel you in for the hard "Pass it on!" sell. The price you pay for passing it along? Your reputation gets tarnished, and you'll annoy somebody, who probably won't want to say anything and hurt your feelings, so they'll keep quiet, and you'll probably go on sending junk like this without actually knowing how it is vexing at least some of your contacts.
-and that is not the only branch of the chain letter. This is why you will see it cropping up in various forms, all over the net. That's right, it is a viral ego-swelling infomercial, a canned message. And what it's selling is the idea that you must pass it along to as many people as possible, that is it. It's just using the angle "You are so special and so cared about!" stuff to reel you in for the hard "Pass it on!" sell. The price you pay for passing it along? Your reputation gets tarnished, and you'll annoy somebody, who probably won't want to say anything and hurt your feelings, so they'll keep quiet, and you'll probably go on sending junk like this without actually knowing how it is vexing at least some of your contacts.
-Armed with this enlightenment, you too can kick the chain letter habit without any guilt or fear of losing your friends or your life!
